Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Pokemon Art Academy

I am so glad I don't care. Drawing using a stylus sounds like a stupid idea. My MS paint images were a very tough act to follow, nothing could match up to the awesomeness. The stuff shown on the trailer were obvious hand-drawn images, I would love to meet the person who is able to draw decent images using a 3DS stylus. Otherwise drawing serious art using a stylus and touch screen is like playing the first Sonic game on the Game Boy Advance. 

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Well Done Banjo Kazooism.

During my exploit through Banjo Kazooie. I noticed quite a few beehives. So a thought struck me. Imagine if there was some idiot who thought it would be funny to spurt "NOT THE BEES" when they appear. So I made a poorly drawn MS version of it and submitted it to DeviantArt and the Banjo Kazooism group. What does the latter do? Decline my offer of having it in the group. You allowed my parody fan fic and my parody fan character. So declining this shows that the people there really do have some guts. Now if only IamaPokemonFanForever could be more like this, eh?

Friday, 18 April 2014

Who teaches Gengar Mud Bomb?

Some events are happening in Japan which are giving out Mega Scizor, Gengar, Tyranitar, Mawile, Kangaskhan and Gyarados. Most of the sets are decent and would work in a competitive match. Gengar however has a set consisting of Shadow Ball, Mud Bomb, Will-O-Wisp and Destiny Bond. You could have something like Sludge Wave but nope, you distribute Mud Bomb instead.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

More smash stuff.

How long has it been since I was to do coverage on what was going on with SSB4? Aw well, looks I'd better show my reactions to a few announcements.

Why is the 3DS release coming before the Wii U release. Did Nintendo realise that the 3DS sold more and decided to release the cash cow version first? Who makets the games Lickboot?

At least Greninja is in the game, I really like that thing and I want to see how it fares in the game. F.L.O.O.D is a move for Mario again, he is now doomed. I would complain about Charizard being in the game but it is good now and it was good in Brawl. At least PKMN Trainer isn't in the game, no more "he should be called Ash". But why is the Mega Charizard X? It is getting quite a bit of spotlight: it is the one in Origins and the one in that Mega Evolution special. Where is the Y love?

Friday, 4 April 2014

Challenge over.

Well, I've done every Pokémon I like of each type, badly. Looks like there is nothing else for me to do. The only error in terms of favorite is Lanturn, the thing had me lose taste it seems like a bad Lapras, a Pokémon I'm rather soft with. However, I didn't expect for all of them to get a favorite. I mean is this because they'll expect anything or do they get the joke? For now I'll assume its the latter for now. Don't worry though, I will actually do some good art and I do have quite a bit of potential, although that is just making me very arrogant. And if you're wondering yes most of my favorites come from OU and Uber. I mean my personal top 3 are from OU. Although Starmie was downtiered to UU recently, making look a bit less snobbish, for some chess pieces Lemon what are you thinking? But it is better than those people who believe that Smogon suck for downtiering theor favorites, although it is better for them. I think I might stop this post now before it gets very anvilicious.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Top 10 Hottest Female Pokemon Characters

Pokemon is one of the greatest video game franchises and it also has some very attractive characters, they can catch, train and best of all they use red Poke Balls and know how to handle the women. In fact the Pokemon universe should be called hot chick heaven because there are so many great characters, that you would want to love the series even more. That is why I'm going to do a list of the top 10 most attractive female Pokémon characters. So grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GOOOO!!

Number 10
Who loves Cheren and uses a Musharna?
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Why its Bianca of course. Though more of a cutie than a hottie compared to some of the younger people on the list, you can't deny that she is very attractive. Two great features about her were that she was rumored to be the champion and was the last time you saw someone with a green hat like that. I wish all blond haired girls were like this. But once again Bianca is lovely, except when you make her sad and she starts crying.

Who is at Number Nine?
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Why it is Shauna of course from Pokemon X and Y. She helps in the Team Flare Labs and tells you that friends should stick together to stop an evil force called Lysandre. He looks something like this.

She doesn't do much except solve puzzles and talk about her memories but the main reason why she is on the list is because she is Trevor's sweetheart. Something he needed for a long while.

Número Ocho
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The champion of Sinnoh, Cynthia!
She is very very attractive and has nice LONG HAIR! YEAH! What suprises me is that her Garchomp falls in love with her. Kinda silly don't you think? She doesn't do a whole lot but she does help us against Team Galactic in the Distortion World.

What number is next? Seven of couse.

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And that is Jessie from the Pokemon anime. Usually people vote for the good guys but sometimes the bad guys steal the show. Her battling skills are equal to Youngster Joey. She also happens to be the strongest member of the trio. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like James and Meowth. Her main skills are stealing pokemon for an organisation called Team Rocket. She has nice purple hair going from her head to her back. Jessie will knock your socks. If only we could see her in a Seviper costume.

Numéro Six
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 Iris from Pokémon Black and White. Named after (pointless trivia which everyone knows about goes here). Iris is the daughter of the gym leader Drayden. She is another trainer which doesn't do much except call people a little kid. She also becomes the champion of Unova in Black 2 and White 2. If you're the champion you need to look your best and Iris delivers perfectly. And that is why she is numéro six.

Number 1 2 3 4 5

Ha Ha Ha!                           

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May from Generation 3. Why wouldn't want to jack off to someone who looks like this. She can fight as well as Ash. She went from being a rival to a quitter! Like Dawn she looks older than 10 years old and who could top someone with hair and legs as lovely as these?

This female standing at number 4.
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Why it is Serena. One word using fire type Pokémon. Would you like that power? I mean Serena could be in a planet of bugs and wouldn't have to worry. Also, that honey coloured hair makes her look edible, YUMMY! Also, her main love interest is none other than Ash Ketchum. With her cooking and his battling, they can make a reliable couple. But also, her attitude makes her different from other females.

Who is number 3?
What is better than a gym leader with purple hair? How about one with red hair and wears very little in clothing! 

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Skyla from Pokemon Black and White has that feature. She is smart and even helped Elesa with her crisis. She is even the girl of every trainers dreams, lucky them. Her overall design is REALLY HOT! Just look at these legs! NOW WE'RE TALKING!

One, two, button my shoe!

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Misty. There is much to jack off to about this character. She is the second gym leader of Kanto, the first charcter not to wear clothes and is a mother to Togepi. In the games, she dates a man who runs away from her because he is lame. She is also the perfect example of a love interest. But there were a few time where she lashed out and she was a downright whore. in the anime that is. Other than that she really stands out from the slew of females. Not just because she is Ash's love interest, or because we get to see her looking tight, but in HeartGold and SoulSilver, she grew long hair and was able to use Jellicent in the Pokémon World Tournament, which resembles a queen.

So you've seen a great cook.
Two gourgeous gym leaders.
A Team Rocket member.
And even a Water Gym Leader.
Who could possibly top these?
Get ready folks, these are the greatest Pokémon female character.
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Hilda! If anybody thinks i'm stupid. HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! She can train Pokémon perfectly, use a powerful Reshiram and is a femme fatale, a word that I used to make sure I know what I'm talking about, and seductively repairs motorcycles. Instead of having one shipping partner. She has two, N and Hilbert, who I like to dance in a costume as. Being a trainer. She has two interests; gym badges and boys. She also has a case of having very short shorts which people say is a whore for having. WHAT A PRICE TO PAY! Who wouldn't want to wear little clothing. She as nice to look at as Yoko Littner and wear Hilbert's clothing? Those three reasons are why Hilda is the greatest  female Pokémon character of all time.
My imaginary hat goes off to you Game Freak, sniff, you ought to be proud!