Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Just like that.

After stating about Hoenn remakes in my last post. Guess what happens? This will be a remembered day in the Pokémon community. Hoenn being confirmed. The fanboys begged for one. What will happen? May will be scrapped for a new design which they will bitch about, just like with Lyra and Kris, and the color of the grass will be changed. RUINED 4EVA! They will also bitch that the new town themes suck. Mark my words. This will happen or my name is not ..Daww the time ran out.

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Pokemon Art Academy

I am so glad I don't care. Drawing using a stylus sounds like a stupid idea. My MS paint images were a very tough act to follow, nothing could match up to the awesomeness. The stuff shown on the trailer were obvious hand-drawn images, I would love to meet the person who is able to draw decent images using a 3DS stylus. Otherwise drawing serious art using a stylus and touch screen is like playing the first Sonic game on the Game Boy Advance. 

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Well Done Banjo Kazooism.

During my exploit through Banjo Kazooie. I noticed quite a few beehives. So a thought struck me. Imagine if there was some idiot who thought it would be funny to spurt "NOT THE BEES" when they appear. So I made a poorly drawn MS version of it and submitted it to DeviantArt and the Banjo Kazooism group. What does the latter do? Decline my offer of having it in the group. You allowed my parody fan fic and my parody fan character. So declining this shows that the people there really do have some guts. Now if only IamaPokemonFanForever could be more like this, eh?

Friday, 18 April 2014

Who teaches Gengar Mud Bomb?

Some events are happening in Japan which are giving out Mega Scizor, Gengar, Tyranitar, Mawile, Kangaskhan and Gyarados. Most of the sets are decent and would work in a competitive match. Gengar however has a set consisting of Shadow Ball, Mud Bomb, Will-O-Wisp and Destiny Bond. You could have something like Sludge Wave but nope, you distribute Mud Bomb instead.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

More smash stuff.

How long has it been since I was to do coverage on what was going on with SSB4? Aw well, looks I'd better show my reactions to a few announcements.

Why is the 3DS release coming before the Wii U release. Did Nintendo realise that the 3DS sold more and decided to release the cash cow version first? Who makets the games Lickboot?
 

At least Greninja is in the game, I really like that thing and I want to see how it fares in the game. F.L.O.O.D is a move for Mario again, he is now doomed. I would complain about Charizard being in the game but it is good now and it was good in Brawl. At least PKMN Trainer isn't in the game, no more "he should be called Ash". But why is the Mega Charizard X? It is getting quite a bit of spotlight: it is the one in Origins and the one in that Mega Evolution special. Where is the Y love?
 

Friday, 4 April 2014

Challenge over.

Well, I've done every Pokémon I like of each type, badly. Looks like there is nothing else for me to do. The only error in terms of favorite is Lanturn, the thing had me lose taste it seems like a bad Lapras, a Pokémon I'm rather soft with. However, I didn't expect for all of them to get a favorite. I mean is this because they'll expect anything or do they get the joke? For now I'll assume its the latter for now. Don't worry though, I will actually do some good art and I do have quite a bit of potential, although that is just making me very arrogant. And if you're wondering yes most of my favorites come from OU and Uber. I mean my personal top 3 are from OU. Although Starmie was downtiered to UU recently, making look a bit less snobbish, for some chess pieces Lemon what are you thinking? But it is better than those people who believe that Smogon suck for downtiering theor favorites, although it is better for them. I think I might stop this post now before it gets very anvilicious.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Top 10 Hottest Female Pokemon Characters

Pokemon is one of the greatest video game franchises and it also has some very attractive characters, they can catch, train and best of all they use red Poke Balls and know how to handle the women. In fact the Pokemon universe should be called hot chick heaven because there are so many great characters, that you would want to love the series even more. That is why I'm going to do a list of the top 10 most attractive female Pokémon characters. So grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GOOOO!!

Number 10
Who loves Cheren and uses a Musharna?
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Why its Bianca of course. Though more of a cutie than a hottie compared to some of the younger people on the list, you can't deny that she is very attractive. Two great features about her were that she was rumored to be the champion and was the last time you saw someone with a green hat like that. I wish all blond haired girls were like this. But once again Bianca is lovely, except when you make her sad and she starts crying.

Who is at Number Nine?
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Why it is Shauna of course from Pokemon X and Y. She helps in the Team Flare Labs and tells you that friends should stick together to stop an evil force called Lysandre. He looks something like this.















She doesn't do much except solve puzzles and talk about her memories but the main reason why she is on the list is because she is Trevor's sweetheart. Something he needed for a long while.

Número Ocho
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The champion of Sinnoh, Cynthia!
She is very very attractive and has nice LONG HAIR! YEAH! What suprises me is that her Garchomp falls in love with her. Kinda silly don't you think? She doesn't do a whole lot but she does help us against Team Galactic in the Distortion World.

What number is next? Seven of couse.


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And that is Jessie from the Pokemon anime. Usually people vote for the good guys but sometimes the bad guys steal the show. Her battling skills are equal to Youngster Joey. She also happens to be the strongest member of the trio. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like James and Meowth. Her main skills are stealing pokemon for an organisation called Team Rocket. She has nice purple hair going from her head to her back. Jessie will knock your socks. If only we could see her in a Seviper costume.

Numéro Six
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 Iris from Pokémon Black and White. Named after (pointless trivia which everyone knows about goes here). Iris is the daughter of the gym leader Drayden. She is another trainer which doesn't do much except call people a little kid. She also becomes the champion of Unova in Black 2 and White 2. If you're the champion you need to look your best and Iris delivers perfectly. And that is why she is numéro six.

Number 1 2 3 4 5

Ha Ha Ha!                           

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May from Generation 3. Why wouldn't want to jack off to someone who looks like this. She can fight as well as Ash. She went from being a rival to a quitter! Like Dawn she looks older than 10 years old and who could top someone with hair and legs as lovely as these?

This female standing at number 4.
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Why it is Serena. One word using fire type Pokémon. Would you like that power? I mean Serena could be in a planet of bugs and wouldn't have to worry. Also, that honey coloured hair makes her look edible, YUMMY! Also, her main love interest is none other than Ash Ketchum. With her cooking and his battling, they can make a reliable couple. But also, her attitude makes her different from other females.

Who is number 3?
What is better than a gym leader with purple hair? How about one with red hair and wears very little in clothing! 

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Skyla from Pokemon Black and White has that feature. She is smart and even helped Elesa with her crisis. She is even the girl of every trainers dreams, lucky them. Her overall design is REALLY HOT! Just look at these legs! NOW WE'RE TALKING!

One, two, button my shoe!

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Misty. There is much to jack off to about this character. She is the second gym leader of Kanto, the first charcter not to wear clothes and is a mother to Togepi. In the games, she dates a man who runs away from her because he is lame. She is also the perfect example of a love interest. But there were a few time where she lashed out and she was a downright whore. in the anime that is. Other than that she really stands out from the slew of females. Not just because she is Ash's love interest, or because we get to see her looking tight, but in HeartGold and SoulSilver, she grew long hair and was able to use Jellicent in the Pokémon World Tournament, which resembles a queen.

So you've seen a great cook.
Two gourgeous gym leaders.
A Team Rocket member.
And even a Water Gym Leader.
Who could possibly top these?
Get ready folks, these are the greatest Pokémon female character.
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Hilda! If anybody thinks i'm stupid. HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! She can train Pokémon perfectly, use a powerful Reshiram and is a femme fatale, a word that I used to make sure I know what I'm talking about, and seductively repairs motorcycles. Instead of having one shipping partner. She has two, N and Hilbert, who I like to dance in a costume as. Being a trainer. She has two interests; gym badges and boys. She also has a case of having very short shorts which people say is a whore for having. WHAT A PRICE TO PAY! Who wouldn't want to wear little clothing. She as nice to look at as Yoko Littner and wear Hilbert's clothing? Those three reasons are why Hilda is the greatest  female Pokémon character of all time.
My imaginary hat goes off to you Game Freak, sniff, you ought to be proud!
 

Saturday, 29 March 2014

DeviantArt chaos.

After some catastrophe my computer had 1 year ago. I needed to re log in to my websites. I still remember my password for crap like Backlog and TSG but I completely forgot my password for deviantart and the email I used was lost. Meaning I had to create a new deviant art page. Which is quite annoying. But here it is anyway, expect me to continue my crappy type meme art.

 

Saturday, 22 March 2014

A few things that I want to dig through.

First off, I am cancelling the let's play idea. If LDB didn't get anywhere, how am I going to do any better? Also, my computer has better things to store. And finally let's playing isn't that great to get into and how am I expected to save the genre? Its not as though I am some chosen one am I?

Secondly, Sport Relief was awesome. And yes there was more to the evening than just that Only Fools and Horses special, which was pretty cool by the way. We also got to see cool folks such as David Walliams, who was the host, and Sue Johnson, if that is how you spell it, and David Tennant, OMG ITZ DAVID TENNANT DA HAWTEST DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!! Raising awareness for thousands with illnesses with some very heartwrenching stories to back them up.

And finally, the concept of a dark Sonic movie with Brad Bird writing it sounds stupid. We're dealing with the writer of Toy Story 2 and Up, the best Pixar films. So having this combination gives the choices of Thomas and the Magic Railroad, and I deserve to make this comparison considering how stupid the two fanbases are. Hopefully they'll choose either David Berenbaum or Phil Johnston. The former written Elf, a film I'm not a big fan of, and the latter written Wreck it Ralph, a reasonable combination considering how the hedgehog was in the move IRC.

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Gen 2 Kanto in a nutshell.

Not enough evidence?
 And you thought Sonic Heroes was bad with the aesops. 
Yeah! Let's show Red the real superpower of eco-friendliness! Because we're Tyranitar Heroes!
 

Sunday, 16 March 2014

lol wut?

I'm begining to wonder why I deleted the previous two posts. I was thinking nah screw it with the stylistic sucky drawings. Then I realised that both of them have been favorited. And if people like my five year old esque drawings, I may as well stick with them. 

Instead of posting everyday, I may as well give a link to my deviantart page.

http://thatmasterlemon.deviantart.com/

Monday, 10 March 2014

How did this happen?

When checking my view count today. I happened to find this.

My Crash Bandicoot review sits at 17 whilst my FRLG ranks have 310 hits. And before my schedule updated, the ranks views were quite pathetic. How on earth does this lead up? Why would anyone want to look at an outdated rank system? And I'm not ready to update it anytime soon, considering how I don't care about FRLG and I've changed the way I do things. Smogon has a ranking system for FRLG's in-game so what makes mine so special? I'm guessing my ranking system is viewed by bozos who want Charizard to see more love in-game, so they can kid themselves that it is the best starter.  

Friday, 7 March 2014

My favorite Pokémon of each generation

I think it is about time I revealed a bit more about myself. I have been receiving criticism from my imaginary friends that I was too secretive. So if you want to see my favorite of each generation. Take a look through this link over there to see some gold.

Saturday, 1 March 2014

How to become popular on Smogon

The answer is actually very simple. If you find some inexperienced user who just wants to make his favorite OU. Make sure other people have responded and asked what exactly will it be doing with this favorite. You need to respond by giving a narrow superlative, say it can be good at beating something weak like Bidoof. I'm not kidding, take a look at how many likes this post I made got.
How is that for evidence?

Seriously though, thanks to everyone who liked this. I am very flattered with this, considering how all I said was Dratini. 

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

New idea from PGL

Someone probably had a brain-wave and thought that it would be a good idea to show the usage stats of cartridge battling. Well not really cartridge as it is rating battles, which I don't care about and don't expect me to either.

It runs just like Smogon's ones, only more limited. It only really describes the top 12 in usage, whereas Smogon shows everything. Although their teammate selection is more detailed and shows who is common in a list of 10, something that won't always work on Smogon for certain Pokémon. The most recent count is as follows.

  1. Garchomp
  2. Talonflame
  3. Kangaskhan
  4. Rotom-W
  5. Charizard
  6. Greninja
  7. Tyranitar
  8. Aegislash
  9. Mawile
  10. Gengar
  11. Azumarill
  12. Togekiss
Cresselia also appears to see more usage than it does in Smogon. Why? Because the players are more prepared with what to do with threats rather than ban things they can't face, Sand Veil anyone? If you disagree with me. I don't care. 

If you were looking for coverage on each of those Pokémon. Then you were reading the wrong blog. 


Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Bank and Smash

Bank is finally out in Europe, Australia and New Zealand. What happened to everyone else? Ah well, I suppose it is my duty to give anyone, who needs them, previous-gen Pokémon. I'm suspecting that it is something to do with server types and all that jargon. But GameFaqs users are complaining about how the European shouldn't rub the success in the Americans' faces. Yeah, despite you got the series before Europe did. And also, stop spurting "please understand" all over the place. It isn't funny anymore!

And Palkia is for the Poké balls in SSB4. And I'm assuming that Dialga would probably be too. I mean both Groudon and Kyogre were in Brawl. Maybe Giratina would be a boss in the local story. I can dream can't I? Since it is early hours, not many Gamefaqs users would be complaining about how Gen 4 Pokémon get to appear and get fanboyish about Zekrom. Maybe they might be downright stupid and say that Gen 4 will get a re-make before Gen 3 because more Sinnoh Pokémon are appearing. Thankfully, I have yet to meet a noob like this. 

EDIT: Oh? Bank is now out in America. Ah, OK. Guess it would be BW1 syndrome where Europe got it earlier. And people are complaining about how you can only transfer one box at a time. Excuse me for stating the obvious but.
   

Monday, 3 February 2014

Guide to making a countdown video on YouTube.

Many people have come and keep asking me about how to make the ultimate countdown. I had to spend many years thinking about this and I finally came up with an answer. Just follow the rules and you'll be like your heroes on the web.

Step 1) Make an awesome intro which contain clips of your favorite games while making yourself more awesome than you actually are. You must, and I mean must, have an "epic" rock song.

Step 2) Bring a friend with you to join in the fun and games. He must trust you with all costs. This is needed in case he thinks you're some kind of hack who is doing this as cash in. You must introduce him into the video as though he owns Skype, or like a VHS effect.

Step 3) You must claim that people must respect your opinion, although it is pretty much the same as everyone else's opinion or is a forced attempt at trying to be a dark horse. And you should introduce yourself by giving facts that everyone knows by now.

Step 4) DO A TOP 11!!!! Why? Because you like to follow the le...I mean go one step beyond. And when previewing the number pick, use a clip with the topic that you are digressing. Back in the old days, people would scream the number in a deep voice. But since then, that has fallen out of fashion. Alternatively you could rhyme when previewing your pick, although the viewers are smart enough to know that this is a bloody stupid thing to do.

Step 5) When picking each of your picks. Implement all the means you can; like if you were describing starter Pokémon, refer Snivy as Smugleaf and Tepig as Bacon. Use tons of OVER 9000 jokes, and use a ton of hipster jokes. Why? Because your audience thinks they are funny. Also, be completely biased and conform to nostalgia: say that Twilight Princess sucks and Majora's Mask rules for the sake that other people do. 

Step 6) When you are required to be angry, you don't even have to try. Even if it is forced people will still laugh hysterically and subscribe to you. What do you mean it is out of self pity? Stop assuming things! Try putting a blank screen saying time out and your meekly partner asking you if you're happy to go on. 

Step 7) At the end of the video. Point out that the viewer should like the video and subscribe to you. And spotlight subscribe heavily. You desperately need those views. 

If that doesn't work, I don't what will. But I have full faith in you. Good luck out there. You will need it like oxygen.

Friday, 31 January 2014

Gamefaqs vs Lucario

Gamefaqs is quite infamous for bringing out very stupid content on their message boards. This is particularly for fussy fanbases such as Pokémon and Smash. After the confirmation of Lucario, I decided to take a look at they had to say, predicting that something stupid would come out of the deal.

And this is what I find....
"So angry about Lucario's reveal..."

"Because it means Pikachu has been cut for sure.

WHY WOULD YOU CUT PIKACHU?!?!"

There are two things wrong with that: firstly, you are acting too emotional about a character being replaced. And secondly, how do I put this? Oh I know. PIKACHU WAS CONFIRMED ON THE WEBSITE MONTHS AGO! It just involves a bit of, you know, initiative. If you were so worried about Pikachu not being in the game, then look further into the website so you can get more evidence. And what is the worst part? At this current point in time, no one has called the user out for it. 

I'm actually just scraping the surface when it comes to these users. There are the old arguments about Lucario replacing Mewtwo and the 'ol "LUCARIO SUX WE WANT MEWTOO AND GARIZARD" and "Pokemon Trainer should be replaced with Ash". I dunno, maybe I'm digging too deep into a head full of lice. I'm personally just waiting for the Mega Evolution to appear. Hopefully, Lucario won't be as broken as it is in X and Y. 

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

How to build the best RMT.

I've finally found the ultimate way to get a well respected RMT on the Smogon forums. The team raters will be in love with your efforts and see you as the great Smogon user you really are. Just follow all of the golden rules.

When naming the title; just give it a simple name like "My first team", "OU team" or "Help me please (insert a way of saying "I'm hopeless" but don't outright say it because pride is hard to swallow)". Or you can go the extra mile and give it the cheesiest name possible like, if it is something like a team with Tyranitar in, call it "Playing in the sand" or "Want some desert?" Or just call it "Rate my team". 

No team is complete without an introduction. But don't put too much in. Just say "this is a team, enjoy". The last part is very effective. Why? Every Smogon user will love the team so it would make them feel special if they were specifically told to love your magnum opus. 

Now it is time for the team building. What can I say? Just use your favorites or whatever you have in your stock on your local cartridge, because it shows with all that effort and love you share with those pixels. You don't even have to test the team. Smogon will know that you put tons of thought into choosing the Pokémon and realize that maybe you are competent. And remember to put in move sets that are simple and maybe even the first thing you see on the local forum or analysis. 

Don't forget about descriptions. These are very important. They only have to be like one sentence. But explain what every move does to make it seem like you know what you are talking about. For example you could say "Charizard's Fire Blast can defeat Ferrothorn and Mawile". And if you really feel like doing so; use a couple of memes, Mudkip is my favorite, or put in some author tracts about how Blissey should really be UU and how you have sworn a vendetta against people with a smidgen of respect for Electivire and Whimsicott. In fact, pair your author tract with "YOU MUST DIE!" and let that invisible laugh track kick in like a champ.

Don't export your team because your viewers don't need to try out a team and if they do, they should put in the effort for themselves, I mean how lazy. 

Now wait for everyone to give their opinions. If there is no response, they would've died of awesomeness. Sometimes people will be modest and say the team is good, or those snobbish moderators will lock the posts, what meanies. If they do that send them a message saying good insults like "you big poo poo head". They always work for me.

You can try my sample team if you want to and just put it on the forums and claim it as mine.


Tyranitar @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Stone Edge
- Crunch
- Fire Punch

Aegislash (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- King's Shield
- Swords Dance
- Sacred Sword
- Shadow Sneak

Charizard @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage
- Flare Blitz
- Earthquake

Azumarill @ Mystic Water
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Aqua Jet
- Waterfall
- Play Rough

Breloom @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Spore
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch

Noivern @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Boomburst
- Flamethrower
- Hurricane

You can thank me when you become the very best like no one ever was. And I hope you enjoyed my guide to being the best RMT writer in the world, no, THE UNIVERSE! You will be amazed with the results given from your efforts, trust me on this. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Or could it?